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« on: Mar 03, 2010, 10:47:24 am »

Ugh, no.

But... but...

I wanna cyborz with Elcors...
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Faked Enjoyment: Oh, oh, penetrate with an increased velocity.

Hopeful: Rotate vector of entry 20 degrees to the left.

Mild distaste: This one's left.

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« Reply #1 on: Mar 03, 2010, 11:01:22 am »

Hanar Spectres would be an epic class unlock.

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« Reply #2 on: Mar 03, 2010, 11:14:59 am »

Even in the MMO, you still won't be able to find out where the hell that damn alien porn mag ended up after you bought it.
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 03, 2010, 01:10:15 pm »

Hanar Spectres would be an epic class unlock.

Geth ERP: 010100111010110  011010110110110110 01011101101010011 010110 10100110110101

01010000 01100101 01111010 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110111 01110010 01101111 01101110 01100111 00101110
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« Reply #4 on: Mar 03, 2010, 01:11:18 pm »

Even in the MMO, you still won't be able to find out where the hell that damn alien porn mag ended up after you bought it.

Well that's not true, I've got a folder on my hard drive specifically labelled fo... r....

...

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« Reply #5 on: Mar 03, 2010, 01:33:39 pm »

Hanar Spectres would be an epic class unlock.

Geth ERP: 010100111010110  011010110110110110 01011101101010011 010110 10100110110101

01010000 01100101 01111010 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110111 01110010 01101111 01101110 01100111 00101110

http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp

And you assume Geth use ASCII.  Heck, maybe they use trinary or septanary.  Who knows?
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 03, 2010, 02:32:14 pm »

Hanar Spectres would be an epic class unlock.

Geth ERP: 010100111010110  011010110110110110 01011101101010011 010110 10100110110101

01010000 01100101 01111010 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110111 01110010 01101111 01101110 01100111 00101110

http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp

And you assume Geth use ASCII.  Heck, maybe they use trinary or septanary.  Who knows?

When I put yours in, I get:
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Error: Malformed binary. Your binary code is must be divisible by 8.

I use this for all my decoding needs.
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« Reply #7 on: Mar 03, 2010, 04:23:28 pm »

I'd love if they had Elcorian standup comics.

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« Reply #8 on: Mar 03, 2010, 04:32:24 pm »

Feigned earnestness: Abscond with my marital bonded mate, sincerely.
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« Reply #9 on: Mar 03, 2010, 05:51:48 pm »

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« Reply #10 on: Mar 03, 2010, 09:27:58 pm »

Just curious, but why is this in the "Site News & Announcements"? XD Sorry, seeing it here has been bugging me. >_<;
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« Reply #11 on: Mar 03, 2010, 09:35:06 pm »

Because I frontpaged it. I think I'll continue to do that when someone says something unstoppably hilarious.
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« Reply #12 on: Mar 03, 2010, 10:09:40 pm »

Just as long as the make Elcor Spectres 'bosses'...

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« Reply #13 on: Mar 05, 2010, 07:29:08 pm »

Mass Effect Online? More like Mass Asari Online, amirite?
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« Reply #14 on: Mar 05, 2010, 08:13:17 pm »

Mass Effect Online? More like Mass Asari Online, amirite?
Yeah probably.
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